Please be Nice...
So I figure, I'll put this out there now instead of waiting last minute. I am moving into my condo Aug 1st and I need people to help me move. I realize that I live all the way out in the burbs, and that sucks ass, but hear me out. We can have a slumber party out here...so those of you that need to catch up on your Oz, this would be an excellent opportunity for you ;) Yeah, it sounds a bit nerdy, but I do really need the help and I promise to make sure the suckiness of the burbs doesn't grab hold of you too tightly...plus I'll get you food and all that jazz, too. So if any of you could help me out, I will love you forever!!!

Besides, who wouldn't wanna help me when I'm moving into a place like this? (Yeah, I'm totally being a bratty showoff, but...well, if you check it out, you'll know why...)

2510 W Leland ie My Condo, Mutha Fuckas!